Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Jamie Gleken. Jamie is a high school junior who aspires to be Olivia Benson Swift.
it's 2015 and people STILL don't know the difference between their, there, they're, theirey're, and t͟h͘͟ęy̧'̕͞r̕͟e͞e̵ì̢r͘̕͞e҉r̴̕èai͟͠r̀h̡͟
— ya boy anthony (@LOHANTHONY) January 14, 2015
Instantly streaming tv from three different websites while simultaneously watching a DVD my generation is so good at multitasking
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) January 14, 2015
When you sit down to contemplate your existence and if you should change ur lipstick shade pic.twitter.com/sXpmsUcwaQ
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) January 13, 2015
The temperature should not be less than how old you are.
— Jamie Gleklen (@jglek) January 8, 2015
Snapping ponytail holders because of the sheer volume of my hair is a typical occurrence
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) January 13, 2015
*shouts the lyrics she knows and mumbles incoherently for the rest of the song*
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) January 15, 2015
already failed to accomplish my new years resolution "don't hate everyone quite as much"
— bea (@BeaMiller) January 15, 2015
People should say Happy Monday because that's when we actually need it. Like my birthday is already happy
— Keough Novak (@KeoNovak) January 12, 2015
The best way to find out if someone's dog is usually like this is if the owner says "he isn't usually like this"
— Celeste Yim (@celesteyim) January 10, 2015
KATNISS IS SO FRUSTRATING GALE LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE IS A GOOD MAN HE IS VERY TALL. HE CARES. GALE NEEDS LOVIN, KATNISS. I WILL LOVE U GALE
— camEEla cabeYo (@camilacabello97) January 9, 2015
If "The Breakfast Club" was remade today, it would be a silent film about five children staring at their iPhones.
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) January 11, 2015
"we can stop for food on the way" pic.twitter.com/pdkxt1lgHv
— Madison Lee (@Maddielovesyou1) January 8, 2015
I alswys try ti get on Twitter aftwe o take ofd my glassed and it nevqb worka out for mw.
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) January 8, 2015
I don't know how to feel about my picture of a squirrel getting more "likes" quicker than a picture of myself.
— Leo Sheng (@iLeoSheng) January 12, 2015
I think my favourite thing in the world is getting stuck behind the slowest walker in the history of ever.
— Bradley Will Simpson (@TheVampsBrad) January 14, 2015