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02/04/2015 12:51 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

19 Hilariously NSFW Cross Stitches You Won't Find In Grandma's House

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When you think "cross stitch," you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of embroidery in your grandma's bathroom that says "Home Is Where The Heart Is."

These, however, are not those types of cross stitches.

Thanks to irony-loving hipsters, grandma's outdated wall-hangings have gone through quite the renaissance. Today's Etsy shops are full of sassy, NSFW and straight-up gangsta pieces of art that would look great hanging in your apartment. Just make sure to hide them whenever Nana visits.

Scroll down for 19 of our favorite modern day cross stitches and remember, home is where the @$#% is.

gangster
Source: Watty's Wall Stuff And Cross Stitchery

sex
Source: BossAsStitch

unicorn
Source: Small Stitch Shop

coke
Source: XStitches Be Crazy

crows
Source: XStitches Be Crazy

bed
Source: stephXstitch

broke
Source: stephXstitch

money
Source: BossAsStitch

sleep
Source: stephXstitch

scott
Source: Watty's Wall Stuff And Cross Stitchery

horse
Source: Oh My Werd

billy
Source: Watty's Wall Stuff And Cross Stitchery

pants
Source: stephXstitch

boo
Source: stephXstitch

tit
Source: BossAsStitch

police
Source: BossAsStitch

satan
Source: BossAsStitch

eat
Source: BossAsStitch

money
Source: jim jam crafts

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