The week started off with a general panic when the Northeast learned it could be getting up to three feet of snow. Some were not too happy with Storm Juno and decided to vent their frustrations on Twitter: "Maybe if Winter Storm Juno had used protection with Winter Storm Michael Cera we wouldn't be in this mess," OhNoSheTwitnt tweeted.
Fortunately, the blizzard was rather underwhelming for those in NYC, leaving a whopping eight inches of snow on the ground. Akilah Hughes put it perfectly when she tweeted, "This is not the first time a man didn't know what 8 inches actually looks like. #Snowmageddon2015." Truth.
In other news this week, the cast for the all-female "Ghostbusters" remake was revealed and it did not disappoint. Twitter user Bab$ Gray highlighted an important concern, tweeting, "FACT: Female #ghostbusters are paid 78% of what male ghostbusters make for the SAME GHOSTBUSTING." Inconceivable!
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I'm gonna need everyone to stop milk chocolate shaming
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) January 25, 2015
If she were really miss universe, she'd gradually grow more chaotic until she was, by the end of her term, a weak void.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 26, 2015
my brother just texted me to say that Ross on Friends kinda reminds him of Drake (in case u want to know what Canada's like)
— SarahNicolePrickett (@snpsnpsnp) January 27, 2015
They named the blizzard Juno because it will probably cause a bunch of teen pregnancies
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 27, 2015
Hey kids, remember to use protection during Juno or else you'll end up like that short cute lesbian girl in the movie Juno.
— NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) January 27, 2015
Maybe if Winter Storm Juno had used protection with Winter Storm Michael Cera we wouldn't be in this mess.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 26, 2015
FACT: Female #ghostbusters are paid 78% of what male ghostbusters make for the SAME GHOSTBUSTING
— Bab$ Gray (@BabsGray) January 27, 2015
Just remember: If you didn't insta the #snowpocalypse it didn't happen
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) January 26, 2015
Within 12 hours we'll be smearing peanut butter directly on the Hershey bars, and within 36 hours we'll be eating each other. #snowpocalypse
— Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala) January 25, 2015
To the lady who maybe didn't check the weather and wore platform heels to slide down 6th avenue: I am so sorry.
— Nina Bahadur (@nbahadur) January 26, 2015
About to go pre-blizzard grocery shopping. Do I need anything other than wine?
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) January 26, 2015
Some folks say feminists are boring and ugly which is weird because I'm fascinating and hoooooooooooooooootttttttttttttt as fuuuuuuuuuccccck
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) January 27, 2015
So basically we all panicked, bought too much eggs and bread, and gave ourselves a day off. I can live with this.
— Emily Peck (@EmilyRPeck) January 27, 2015
I'm dressed to like the 4 and a halves right now.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 28, 2015
I would see the shit out of an all-male Steel Magnolias.
— Lindsay Robertson (@lindsayism) January 28, 2015
"WOMEN are DESTROYING my CHILDHOOD" - someone whose parents already took care of that
— Merman Melville (@JoyceCarolTotes) January 28, 2015
Sometimes, all people need to know is that someone will always be by their side.
Preferably someone they've met, cuz otherwise it's weird.
— Bianca LaVagina (@AnitaHelmet) January 28, 2015
if we collectively crawl back into bed as a nation, no one will get into trouble
— Kasia Galazka (@supergalaxy) January 27, 2015
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 26, 2015
Every day that I don't change my Twitter name to Super Nintendo Chalmers is a active refusal to live up to my ultimate potential
— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) January 30, 2015
This is not the first time a man didn't know what 8 inches actually looks like. #Snowmageddon2015
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) January 27, 2015
Women make better Ghostbusters than men because we are used to caring about invisible problems no one else believes in.
— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) January 28, 2015
My favorite kind of mansplaining was when a guy was like "You're masturbating and that's great but lemme show you how girls do it in porn."
— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) January 26, 2015
my snapchat username is fucknoidontwanttoseeyourdick
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) January 30, 2015
Can't wait to see what flavor of shade Taylor Swift tries to throw at Katy Perry during the Super Bo- (sound of gunshot)
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 30, 2015
Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."
— slaughthie (@slaughthie) January 30, 2015
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the girl who walked 1000 miles and brags about it constantly and has great legs
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) January 26, 2015