Teddy bears and sex toys are two things that people commonly take to bed, but no one has ever thought to combine them until now.
A new product called "Teddy Love" seeks to rectify this missing kink.
It's basically a cute little stuffed teddy but with nose and tongue that vibrates at 10 different speeds -- five of which are variable.
This sexy destroyer of childhood innocence was the brainchild of Wendy Adams, who told Xcritic.com [NSFW] the product was inspired on a cold New England night when she was hugging a teddy bear under some blankets while watching TV.
"The Teddy Bear was very cuddly, I was holding the bear and stroking him and his nose hit my nipple. I was really turned on, and staring thinking, 'Wow, his nose is hard,' and then put his nose down around my clitoris and was like this feels great. I started thinking if his nose vibrated this would be really erotic. Then, my husband came downstairs and saw me playing with the Teddy and we started playing around with the Teddy together, laughing and giggling. The rest is pillow talk and history.
Adams and her husband got an engineering company to design the electronic circuitry for the bear's nose. She personally tried out the prototype bear and was pleased with the results.
"The motor worked really, really well…I had three orgasms the first time I tried out the product," she told the website.
The doll is being marketed towards women, but Teddy Love apparently has charms for males as well.
As Las Vegas Weekly delicately put it: "just turn it upside down and, well, you get the picture."
The product is usually available at TeddyLove.net for $100, but is only $74.95 before Valentine's Day.
WATCH: A NSFW video about Teddy Love