02/21/2015 07:00 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Saturday's Morning Email: Funnies Edition

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Saturday Edition: The Funnies

This Is Why All Oscar Acceptance Speeches Sound The Same
Remember Mad Libs?
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And yet, we'll watch anyway.

20 Things On A Toddler’s Daily To-Do List
No. 6: Sneak cereal out of the pantry and pour it into a shoe in case of a snack prohibition.
messy toddler
It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Watch Couples Play ‘Truth Or Drink’
Honesty is crucial for a successful relationship and yet, many choose the alcohol.
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So, yes, things get awkward.

'Wheel Of Fortune' Contestant Solves Puzzle With One Letter
Even Pat Sajak seemed impressed with this move.
Holy mackerel!

17 Animal Photos That'll Make You Do A Double Take
Dog rug? Dog melting into a carpet? Wha??
dog rug
Can't. Look. Away.

This Ed Sheeran/Sam Smith mashup is absolutely magical.

And one more thing...

The Battle For 'Best Picture' Is Going To Be Epic

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Illustration by Eva Hill