Let's hope no one squeals.
A Bradford, Maine, man was cruising along last Sunday when an officer of the hog stopped his vehicle.
"What's up, big guy?" the man in the vehicle says during the 51 second confrontation.
It's clear the swine isn't taking any beef, snorting and sniffing at the man until finally, the terrified driver feels he has no other choice but to offer a bribe.
"You want a cookie?" the man asks.
The pig accepts and the man is allowed to continue on his way.
After reaching out to his superiors, owners Stacey and Brian -- who identified the rogue pig as Buster -- came to the animal's defense.
“We made him our buddy,” Brian told WAIBI. “In the summertime, he gets daiquiris and deserts for breakfasts and then he gets some grain and what not, whatever we can come up with and he’s just part of the bunch. He hangs out. Does campfires with us in the summer and in the winter time, he runs amok and startles the neighbors.”
Running amok? Startling neighbors? It's time we got these crooked hogs off our streets.