03/04/2015 09:47 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Otto Porter, Professional NBA Player, Fell Asleep Or Something While Playing Defense

Basically everyone knows the feeling of phoning it in at work every once in a while. Unfortunately for Washington Wizards forward Otto Porter, not everyone is in a profession in which their work is displayed on live TV for the entire world to see.

During a defensive possession against the Chicago Bulls on Tuesday, Porter temporarily fell asleep, or lost the use of his legs, or found himself wondering whether he left the oven on, or maybe was just like, “Fuck it.”

Whatever it was, it happened long enough that Porter looks like he legitimately forgot he was, you know, playing in an NBA basketball game.

Just in case you didn't catch how badly Porter was caught day-dreaming:


Love how Porter only realizes what has happened after someone yells "Otto!" We feel you, Otto. We’ve been there too.

The Wizards eventually lost by five, but that’s not what’s important here.