Michael ... BOLTON?
"So are you any relation to the pop singer?" -- Is one of the most memorable aspects of the film "Office Space." One character has the unfortunate honor of sharing his name with singer Michael Bolton. And it seems like everyone else around him loves the music of Michael Bolton, except for him.
But Funny Or Die takes that a step further and imagines if the pop singer himself had screen tested for the role of the non-pop-singing Michael Bolton.
BONUS (no flare required): Michael Bolton getting heavy into some gangster rap...