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03/21/2015 10:17 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

A Detailed History Of Video Game Penises (NSFW)

Kotaku

Given the world's current obsession with phallic shapes, we thought it was high time to share all of the most important penises in video game history.

WARNING: Penises ahoy.

Art may imitate life, but it has only been a few years since technology has allowed for realistic, graphical renderings of penises. This is a time for celebration! The geniuses over at Kotaku bring you an abridged history of video game penises -- it has everything from the old:

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To the, ah, new:

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GET OVER TO KOTAKU TO LEARN ABOUT THEM ALL

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