Mascots are supposed to get the crowd excited, but when it comes to University of California, Irvine's anteater, it just sucks ... up ants. That's where Conan O'Brien comes in.
The late-night host decided to help by giving the school a new mascot to get people pumped up. Ladies and gentlemen, let us introduce you to the UC Irvine Tiger Chicken Conan with a Trident. It's got the feet of a tiger, the body of a chicken, the head of a Conan and is more powerful than all the above. In fact, the only thing that could make this mascot better is if it had courtside guacamole making skills. Oh wait, it does.
Sorry, Duke. This year's college basketball champ is clearly Team Coco.
"Conan" airs weeknights at 11:00 p.m. ET on TBS.