04/10/2015 12:35 pm ET Updated Apr 10, 2015

Listen To Tiger Woods Call Himself A Dumbass On Live TV

No one is safe from the hot mic epidemic of 2015. Not even Tiger Woods.
After a bad shot at the Masters on Thursday, the golfer was caught saying "No [or 'oh'?], Tiger, dumbass," which is sort of endearing in a humanizing sort of way.

People have muttered worse things to themselves -- I certainly have -- but we need to remember that it's 2015, microphones are everywhere and no one is safe.