06/27/2015 07:00 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Saturday's Morning Email: Funnies Edition

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Saturday Edition: The Funnies

Amy Schumer Takes On The Internet’s Obsession With Disney Princesses
Honestly, why would anyone want to be a princess anyway?
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(Bonus LOLs for Tim Gunn's cameo.)

Guy Wears High Heels For A Day, Says He ‘Wants Death’
A for effort, Brandon!
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Try wearing heels for more than 24 hours, then get back to us.

10 Ways Target Is Robbing You
Oh that nasty buy-something-get-something-free trickery.
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No one needs four packages of Oreos, but that's beside the point.

11 Harrowing, Hilarious True Stories From The First Year Of Parenthood
"A friend and single mother fell asleep on the toilet her first day back at work."
Don't worry, they grow up so fast!

House Cat Is So Not Impressed By Mountain Lion
This little kitty was never informed that mountain lions are fierce predators.
You crazy, cat!

This guy's Whitney Houston cover will give you chills. Seriously.

And one more thing...

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Illustration by Eva Hill