Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen Tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!

lost a spider in the bathroom so I guess I'm not washing my face tonight lol bye

— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) July 1, 2015

Airports are literally just a real life video game where you try to stay out of people's way and not get killed

— Sabrina Carpenter (@SabrinaAnnLynn) June 28, 2015

Happy Social Media Day also known as Happy My Life Day

— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) June 30, 2015

My summer romance is with Ben and Jerry..

— nat (@nkalinowski12) July 1, 2015

why do bad things happen to good people????? pic.twitter.com/fzU4HcWnM8

— Taylor (@taylor_otto) July 2, 2015

the most productive thing I've done this summer is count how many grapes I can fit in my mouth

— kristen allison (@kristentallison) July 2, 2015

They should add fangirling to the Olympics... I'm still convinced it's a professional sport

— Jack Johnson (@JackJackJohnson) June 29, 2015

woke up hungry and remembered i brought home extra donuts last night so clearly today is going to be a great day

— bea (@BeaMiller) June 29, 2015

Siri should have been a high school math teacher cause the way she explains things is just 👌👌👌👌👌

— Glen (@destinyknoll) June 30, 2015

Can I put "can apply winged-eyeliner while aboard a train" as a special skill on my resume?

— Jazmin Kay (@jazminlkay) June 29, 2015

PETITION FOR ADULTS TO HAVE STROLLERS AND WE TAKE TURNS PUSHING EACH OTHER AROUND BC HOMEGIRL COULD USE A NAP

— camEEla cabeYo (@camilacabello97) June 29, 2015

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