I heard that Rosie O'Donnell thinks we treated Osama Bin Laden unfairly and should have given him a trial. Wow, Rosie, it must be nice to sit up high in your tower and look down at all the unevolved people. You're operating on such a higher emotional plane than the rest of us.
Look: Osama bin Laden is a mass murderer, and so we murdered him. We should dedicate an entire week to this celebration. And Rosie, I don't think you really believe what you said; you're just angry. I get that society has treated you poorly in the past, but give it a rest. That, or move to Cuba.
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