12/13/2012 01:40 pm ET Updated Feb 11, 2013

The Amazing Crap-o-Matic Machine

The agency I run, Traction, has put together a holiday advent calendar. But not just any holiday, Apocalymas -- the Christmas of the Apocalypse. Twelve days of deliciously awful content.

Today was Day #3 and we created an incredible new invention. The Crap-o-Matic which helps you find crappy gifts for people you don't really like.

Check out the amazing Crap-o-Matic machine. You're going to love it.