05/29/2014 09:21 pm ET Updated Jul 29, 2014

Ban Bitchy

You could call us pushy, or stubborn. You might even call us bossy. And unlike Sheryl Sandberg and her "Ban Bossy" BFFs Beyonce, we're fine with that.

Being a strong woman means being outspoken, independent, and incredibly confident. So, sure, call us whatever you want.

Just don't call us bitchy.

We're not bitchy. We're bitches.

Watch "Ban Bitchy":

Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby are comedians who live in New York City. They are authors of Lean Over and Marry Smart...OR DIE.