01/29/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Chip Saltsman As Glenn Quagmire?

Chip Saltsman, you'll have plenty of time on your hands next year since you won't be RNC chair. (I think the Republicans are too battered and bruised to risk going back to their old ways with someone like you). So with that said, take your show and your trash CDs on the road with an all out Glenn Quagmire impersonation tour. I think there are some truck stops around the country that could bring in good tips. Giggiddy! No offense to Seth MacFarlane, love you! But Chip-eroo looks too much like your creation of sleaze.