NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - In a move that many in the magazine world called unprecedented, GQ today recalled the entire print run of its new issue after a photo spread featuring John Edwards mistress Rielle Hunter was found to cause nausea and in some cases projectile vomiting.
"We at GQ want our readers to know that we are doing everything in our power to avert a public health catastrophe," said magazine spokesperson Carol Foyler. "And if that means tracking down every last copy of those Rielle Hunter pictures and destroying them, that's what we're going to do."
As emergency rooms across the country overflowed with people who had unwittingly opened the latest GQ and seen the Hunter photos, fresh concerns were raised over the existence of a John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape.
Rand Deckle, press spokesman for the National Institutes of Health, issued this statement on the matter: "Given the health crisis that the Rielle Hunter photos have created, it is imperative that every copy of that sex tape be secured and buried in the center of the Earth." More here.