12/18/2009 06:20 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Iranian Twitter Hackers Briefly Silence Narcissists

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report) - A group calling itself the Iranian Cyber Army briefly hacked the social messaging service Twitter last night, frustrating the efforts of narcissists to share their most mundane and banal thoughts.

Around the world, the Iranian hack attack made it impossible for Twitter users to post updates about their pets, music preferences, and TV viewing habits.

Carol Foyler, 37, a blogger from Madison, Wisconsin, said she was trying to report that she had just steeped a cup of herbal tea when the cyber attack disabled her Twitter account.

"I felt very violated," she said. "Fortunately, I was able to upload a video of me drinking the tea on YouTube." More here.