THE BLOG
08/03/2009 04:08 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Lou Dobbs Demands Wolf Blitzer Show Birth Certificate

Arguing that "Wolf is not the name of a human being," CNN anchor Lou Dobbs today demanded that fellow anchor Wolf Blitzer produce a valid birth certificate.

Bursting onto the set of CNN's "Situation Room," the embattled Mr. Dobbs questioned Mr. Blitzer's species in front of CNN's global viewership.

"Either produce a birth certificate, or subject yourself to the continuing rumors that you suckled at a wild canine's teat," Mr. Dobbs said.

A flustered Mr. Blitzer said that while he did not have a birth certificate on hand, he did have a manufacturer's warranty that covered many of his key replacement parts. More here.