WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) -- Criticized for using the phrase "blood libel" in an official statement today, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin held a press conference in her hometown to prove that she knew how to use the controversial term in a sentence.
"When you hunt a moose, blood libel to pour out of it," she told reporters. More here.
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