03/08/2007 04:23 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Did Bush and Cheney Kill Captain America?

So they killed Captain America. On paper he was offed by a sniper's bullet. But in reality it was the toxic state of Bush and Cheney's America. It's hard to be a star-spangled Super Soldier these days. Given the lip-service-only support this administration gives our troops, the patriotic hero would have to fight evil with a substandard red, white, and blue shield, and be stop-lossed into an endless tour of duty. The only upside to the good Captain's death? If he had survived his wounds, he might have been sent to Walter Reed.