04/22/2006 03:25 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Sunday Roundup

"I'm the decider," President Bush declared on Tuesday, "I decide what's best." This week's decider scorecard: Scottie is out, Rove is demoted, and Rummy isn't going anywhere. Bush was so decisive we considered letting him pick our Sunday Roundup, but thought better of it, and stuck with our usual evaluative mix of clicks, e-mail forwards, reader comments, editorial judgment, and "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Along with the Roundup, be sure to check out the latest Contagious Festival offerings, including Paul Hipp's hilarious musical mash up of John Lennon and George W., "I'm the Decider (Koo-Koo-Kachoo)".