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An occasionally humorous writer with an unhealthy obsession with his dog
Brett Smiley is a freelance writer and a regular contributor at Asylum.com. He enjoys brand new white socks, ice cream, and writing in the third person. A native of Poughkeepsie, New York, Brett spent four of his best years at the University of Pennsylvania and fears he might have peaked in third grade.