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Jessica Delfino is a comedian, musician, writer and creative weirdo living in downtown Manhattan with her husband, baby and cat. She used to rock and roll all night and now she walks and strolls all day and then around 10 PM, falls asleep standing up. She has recently written for High Times, VH1.com, Mommyish.com, MommyNearest.com and more. Follow along with her chronicles as the mother of one and only one baby at her blog, Medium.com/@OneAndDoneMom or catch her on Twitter @JessicaDelfino.com.