Maria Heinegg

Stand-up comic, blogger

From Seattle, Maria is a stand-up comic, blogger, frequent tweeter &
writes for goofy blurbs for as well as
collections for She has a killa-cool blog
( where she makes fun of everybody, lies
about everything and tells stories her friends are tired of hearing.
Maria has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, all over
Seattle and New York City. In addition to quietly writing jokes at her
unrelated day job, Maria lives in New York City because that is where
the players play. Some of her other writings on: and and you can see her stand up if you like going to
sad bars in the NYC area. She is a general embarrassment to her
friends and family everywhere.