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Writer, humorist, transparent mom. Blogger at tonihammer.com
Toni Hammer never planned on having children, but she is now a stay-at-home to a daughter and son who were born 355 days apart because the universe has an awesome sense of humor. She chronicles her mommy misadventures at Is It Bedtime Yet? Stories From a Mom Who Never Wanted the Job and tries to be funny on Facebook and Twitter. She is a regular contributor to Scary Mommy and has also been featured on Mamalode. Her first book -- a hilarious and honest mommy memoir -- is currently being pitched to publishers.