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04/04/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

ImSorryRush.com

Picture this. You're a Republican who just accidentally offended your leader Rush Limbaugh. You know that your only option is to bow down to King Rush and offer a groveling apology. But you have to do it fast before Leader Rush calls you out. What can you do?

Luckily, we've uncovered the secret Republican Apology Machine. Check out www.ImSorryRush.com, the fastest and easiest way for a Limbaugh-Loving Republican to express the error of their ways to the king himself.

Now you can draft your own "apology" to Rush just like the pros do it. Best of all, we'll share your "apologies" with Rush personally.

Check it out.