There are two songs that I'd like you to keep in mind while reading this story, and when I say 'GO' you must promise to quietly hum the song to yourself, or sing it out load if you are in a place where NO ONE will be disturbed by the fact that your singing off key, or recognize that your tone-deaf.
The first, is the 1978 classic, "If you want my body" by Rod Steward.
'GO - BODY' (start humming)
"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on, sugar, let me know"
And the second, is the ever popular "She's a Maniac" by Flashdance, one of the many songs that it is nearly impossible not to dance to.
'GO - MANIAC' (start singing)
"She's a maniac, maniac, on the floor, and she's dancing like she's never danced before"
Lastly, I must ask you readers, to remember that time when you felt Most desirable and Undeniably sexy. Think of what you were wearing, your facial expression, the scent of your cologne or perfume, and the unforgettable surprised look, on the face of your mate, when you stepped into the room.
Men of the human species, are always ready to have sex, and in the hamster world, the equally comparable testosterone levels drive the males to the same brink of insanity.
And in either case, when the woman says "I'm not in the mood", the men are not DIScouraged, but rather ENcouraged to try harder to win her affection, so that she will ultimately change her mind.
Ladies, be aware, that instead of deterring him with your words, you have single handedly given his ego the power boost it needed to act fast, and show you that your indifference is only temporary, and what you REALLY want is to be.....persuaded.
So now the man has to act quickly before the window of opportunity is SLAMMED shut, Locked, and the key, which metaphorically represents his chances, slides onto the key ring, and disappears amongst all of his other failed attempts. He must convince her thru acts that show off his masculinity, that he is IRRESISTIBLE, and that she not only Wants, but Craves his body. And if you're a hamster, you can't just buy a bracelet from Tiffany, or take her for a drive in your Ferrari, but you CAN.....choose to work out.
1st, he starts with the warm up, which consists of running around 10 times in small, concentric circles.
2nd, he advances to sprinting 20 laps around the lower floor of the cage, stopping only for a moment to take a few sips of water.
4th, he jets up the ladder to the second floor to sprint 20 more laps around the cage.
5th, he jogs back downstairs to finish off his work out with a cool down, running at a low speed on the spinning wheel.
And all the while that he's driven to complete this mission, and his beloved it watching him work up a sweat, he's convinced that his plan is working, and she in fact, Now, Wants his body.
So as it's been approximately 5 minutes since this whole ordeal began, and Monsieur Casanova Hamster has finished his..... "Massive Workout", he struts back over to her -- exuding confidence with every stride -- and turns to her with love in his eyes that plead "Honey....Are you ready yet?" She takes one sniff at him......snarls......snaps, and like a typical male he just figures that she's playing hard to get, and goes off to do another workout.
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