As America faces her most calamitous economic crisis since the Great Depression, she seeks salvation not from some geeky bean-counter, but from a real macho money maven. Enter Henry Paulson: The 700-Billion-Dollar Man!
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A version of this piece ran in The Los Angeles Times on September 26, 2008.
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""Delivers a double-barreled blast of satiric buckshot."
Be sure to read Bruce Kluger and David Slavin's satirical biography, Young Dick Cheney: Great American (AlterNet Books), illustrated by Tim Foley.