05/31/2012 03:23 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

5 Confusing Things Ladies Love

FACT: Women are NOT simple. I know, weird. They are actually, well, complicated.

Now, I'm a man who loves women, and I have absolutely no interest in ever getting in their pants. And since most of my friends are women, I've always thought I understood them pretty well. But there are five things that still totally confound me. I'm looking at you, Etsy. And I'm looking especially hard at you, Law and Order: SVU. So let's countdown the five most confusing things women love.

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