As ever, the usual gang of idiots at MAD Magazine have set their sights on phrases that English has left behind this year. Perhaps the only saving grace about this piece is that they've included The Huffington Post in their magazine.
This is an exclusive preview of MAD #530 (can you believe there have been 530 issues of this turd?!), which hits news stands on October 14th.
If, for some reason, you're a glutton for punishment, don't hesitate to go to the MAD website and leave nasty, poorly spelled comments.
Bryan Young is the author of "A Children's Illustrated History of Presidential Assassination," the editor-in-chief of the nerd news and review site Big Shiny Robot!, and is the co-host of the Star Wars podcast, "Full of Sith."