09/03/2010 02:54 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

If Rappers Were Colleges: Analogies You WON'T Find on the SAT

Try explaining your college in a few words to someone who isn't in-the-know. It's a delicate business. Why not do the obvious and compare your institution of higher learning with a popular rapper?

Here are my favorite examples... What do you think? Have better ideas? Come up with your own, and I'll add the best.