Dennis Prager is a conservative commentator... no, not that guy... the other one... no, not him either... no... take my word for it, you know him. He's the one who's sick of the way gay Mexican Muslims run everything, and doesn't like America's moral decline and he ducked Vietnam and he's been divorced three times.
Still nothing? He has a column and a radio show and he's always on the cable news, complaining about the how leftists control the media. No, not that guy either. This is another guy.
No, you're thinking of the racist drug addict. The other other guy. No, not the herbal cures conman or the trickbaby from the National Review, or the illiterate film critic who smells like pee.
No, not the blonde, either. He had the operation. He's totally a woman now. This is someone else. Just stay with me, okay?
In his column this week -- smuggled by the underground from the cell where the UN suppresses all free thought -- Prager says he saw a bumper sticker that said "Buck Fush," and it proves that liberals are always angry. In fact...
"... it tells us that leftist anger -- make that hatred -- of its opponents is probably the greatest politically inspired hatred in the country... parts of the left have little or no belief in the concept of "decency" as traditionally understood by Western civilization..."
Which sounds like a lot of hate weight to put on one bumper sticker. (And to take off the folks who bomb abortion clinics and picket funerals with "God hates fags" placards.) But what the h-ck.
Prager goes on to say that cussing comes from permissiveness and too much self-esteem and if the Greatest Generation had been this selfish, they would have never stopped Reich Fuhrer You Know Who.
And that's just from a two-word bumper sticker. If you hang fuzzy dice off your rearview mirror, a werewolf rapes Ronald Reagan in h-ll.
I swear I'm not making his quote up. You can find it on his website www.thirdstringangryblowhard.com.
No, not that third-string angry blowhard. The other one.
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Prager also writes:
"...you almost never hear a conservative say 'I am offended' when reacting to a liberal speaker or writer, but it is quite commonplace for a liberal to use those words in reacting to someone from the right."
I know that sounds like a crazy lie, but notice Prager doesn't say conservatives never say "I am offended." He says they almost never say it.
Oh, sure, there are a few people and institutions the right may have objected to in the last few years -- the really egregious offenders -- but those are the exceptions that prove the rule.
Here's a partial list of them from Boycottliberalism.com:
ABC NewsAtlanta Journal ConstitutionArtists for Winning Without War Atlanta BravesAir AmericaAOL/Time Warner AARPAFSCMEAFL-CIO ACLUAmnesty InternationalAnti-FlagArt AlexakisRobert AltmanGillian AndersonJennifer AnistonArubaBaltimore SunBBCBoston GlobeBen and Jerry's Ice CreamBon JoviBoondocksBurt BacharachKevin BaconBad ReligionLance BassBeastie BoysRichard BelzerJessica BielJason BiggsStephen BingMary J. BligeJack BlackJackson BrowneCBSCNNCitizens for Tax JusticeCodepinkThe Cartoon NetworkCitgo GasCountdown with Keith OlbermannCrossfireCurrent TVColdplayRobert CrayDavid CrossSheryl CrowBilly CrystalMark CubanJohn CusackJamie Lee CurtisDetroit Free PressDreamWorksClaire DanesDave Matthews BandRobert De NiroNeil DiamondVincent D'OnofrioPhil DonahueThe DonnasRichard DonnerKirsten DunstEliza DushkuEbert & RoeperEsquireThe EaglesNora EfronEverclearEmily's ListExhaleFace the NationFoo FightersJaime FoxxMorgan FreemanGlobe and MailGreen PartyGreenpeaceDavid GeffenGood CharlotteGreen DayBryant GumbelJake GyllenhaalMaggie GyllenhaalColin HanksEd HarrisDustin HoffmanRon HowardKate HudsonHelen HuntHardballHBOHeinzHustlerHouston ChronicleThe Huffington PostHuman Rights CampaignHumanitarian Law ProjectJerry SpringerJanet JacksonScarlett JohanssonJeffrey KatzenbergGarrison KeillorCarole KingLenny KravitzAshton KutcherLA TimesThe Late Show with David LettermanLions Gate FilmsNorman LearHeath LedgerJohn LeguizamoLisa LoebMeet the PressWilliam H. MacyJohn McEnroeDebra MessingBette MidlerEsai MoralesEddie MurphyMedia Matters for AmericaMoveOn.orgThe Miami HeraldMother JonesThe NationNBCNY Daily NewsNew YorkerNewsdayNewsweekNational Endowment for the ArtsNational Education AssociationNPRNY TimesWillie NelsonPaul NewmanNine Inch NailsNo DoubtNOFXEdward NortonNOWNARALNAACPThe OregonianOrlando SentinelThe OffspringOzzy OsbourneOpen Society InstituteSean PennPeople for the American WayPlanned ParenthoodPalm Beach PostPBSPhiladelphia Daily NewsPepper DennisPrairie Home CompanionThe ProgressiveSarah Jessica ParkerGwyneth PaltrowAlexandra PaulLiz PhairProgressive InsuranceQuantum FundsTim RobbinsRainbow/ Push CoalitionAndy RooneyRolling StoneRadioheadBonnie RaittRed Hot Chili PeppersJulia RobertsRebecca RomijnSt. Louis Post-DispatchSt. Petersburg TimesSan Jose Mercury NewsSalon.comSlate MagazineSeattle Post-Intelligencer60 MinutesSirius Satellite RadioBruce SpringsteenStudio 60 on the Sunset StripThe Sundance ChannelBarbra StreisandMartin SheenSusan Sarandon Charlie SheenPaul SimonAaron SorkinDavid SpadeGwen StefaniJulia StilesBen StillerAngie StoneMeryl StreepSum 41Donald SutherlandSEIUSierra ClubSan FranciscoTed's Montana Grill30 RockThe Today ShowThis WeekTime MagazineUma ThurmanDonald TrumpTraverse City Film FestivalThe United States Human Rights NetworkVanity FairVH-1The ViewWashington PostMike WallaceNaomi WattsDenzel WashingtonNaomi WolfXM Satellite RadioNeil Young
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You have to hand it to Dennis Prager. Aside from that, conservatives never get offended.
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