04/09/2012 11:31 pm ET Updated Jun 09, 2012

'Smash' Recap: 38 Eyerolls From Episode 10, 'Understudy,' In Chronological Order

Previously on "Smash": "You have way too much talent to be in the ensemble." "You slept with my wife." "I made a terrible mistake!"

Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from episode 10, "Understudy," in chronological order.

1. Derek's facial hair.
2. "She's not in New York?"
3. "She's in Cuba."
4. [Grasps hand] "Should have been you."
5. "Some goodwill mission with Sean Penn."
6. Julia's proud face.
7. Gabster.
8. "She's a little usurper."
9. Patois
10. "Por los 'Book of Mormon.'"
11. Ellis' pants.
12. Dev's contemplative face.
13. Ivy lurking behind a van.
14. Ivy walking down the street in slow motion while "Breakaway" plays.
15. "She's a movie star who has never done live theater."
16. "According to Wikipedia."
17. "Being sexually harassed now is officially not a big deal?"
18. Nick the Bartender pulling out two piles of cash.
19. "What kind of friends?"
20. [Eyebrow raise]
21. "I think I'm plenty smart."
22. "Is she related to Robert Duvall."
23. "He's managing. Somehow. He's so nice to me."
24. "I thought if I hadn't told you, maybe it wasn't real."
25. "I have wrestling, remember?"
26. "I'm not the problem here."
27. "I'm gonna die if you don't talk to me."
28. Karen's Marilyn voice.
29. "You forget your key?"
30. "What are you doing here?"
31. "I'm a boyfriend."
32. "I'm a director."
33. Dev punching Derek in the ear.
34. "It's not like I have to shag every leading lady."
35. Randy Cobra yelling "rock 'n roll" as he burned the contracts.
36. Tom's sad cereal-eating face.
37. Ivy spying on Karen singing.
38. "Am I in the right place?"

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