08/13/2008 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Pour Some Sugar On Cindy (McCain)

As you know, John McCain is just horrified by those "celebrity" women, you know the ones who are often scantily clad and just happen to show up in his ads with Senator Obama.

So it struck me as a bit strange that John McCain would now want his wife to become one of them. Unless, of course, he is a callow hypocrite and nothing his campaign does is actually based on any kind of principles.

But I would never insinuate such a thing about John McCain:

See what I mean?