I will be rushing out to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon, just as soon as I finish seeing every other film ever made first -- and Zombieland twice.
Fortunately, as the father of two sons, absolutely no one is asking me to see New Moon, which I consider my richly deserved spiritual payback for sitting through all of those interminable Pokémon movies - each of which seemed to last as long as Shoah.
And so for those out there waiting in some bloody line, here's my moon-themed playlist for you:
BAD MOON RISING - Creedence Clearwater Revival
EVERYONE'S GONE TO THE MOON - Jonathan King
SONG ABOUT THE MOON - Paul Simon
FLY ME TO THE MOON - Frank Sinatra
C MOON - Paul McCartney
THE MOON'S A HARSH MISTRESS - Jimmy Webb
HERE COMES THE MOON - George Harrison
SHOOT THE MOON - Emitt Rhodes
MOONSHADOW - Cat Stevens
TENNESSEE MOON - Neil Diamond
SONNY GOT CAUGHT IN THE MOONLIGHT - Robbie Robertson
MAN ON THE MOON - REM
WAITING ON THE MOON - Peter Wolf
MOONDANCE - Van Morrison
YOUNG MOON - America
THE WHOLE OF THE MOON - The Waterboys
NEW BLUE MOON - Traveling Wilburys
Okay, all you HuffPost vampires, what songs will send you over the "New Moon"?