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04/11/2011 12:45 am ET Updated Jun 10, 2011

"Born In The USA": A Playlist for Donald Trump, Boss Birther

I've never been a fan of Donald Trump. That said, I hereby formally accept and hereby certify that Mr. Trump was born in the U.S.A., thus officially making him a full-blown American Idiot. Here then is my playlist for the deluded Donald, and other billionaires who want to waste more time arguing about where our American President was born.

My fellows Americans, as always, please birth your own additions to this playlist right below.

BORN IN THE USA - Bruce Springsteen
BORN THIS WAY - Lady GaGa
AMERICAN IDIOT - Green Day
BORN IN TIME - Bob Dylan
BORN TO BE SOMEBODY - Justin Bieber
AMERICAN CHILD - Phil Vassar
GIVES YOU HELL - All-American Rejects
BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN -- Albert King
I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS - David Bowie
ALL AMERICAN ALIEN BOY - Ian Hunter
THE AMERICAN IN ME - Steve Forbert
AMERICA - Neil Diamond
AMERICAN SLANG - The Gaslight Anthem
BORN TO RUN - Allan Clark
WASN'T BORN TO FOLLOW - The Byrds
BORN FREE - Kid Rock
AMERICAN CRUXIFICTION RESURRECTION - The Four Seasons
AMERICAN WAY - John Stewart
AMERICAN HONEY - Lady Antebellum
SOLD AMERICAN - Lyle Lovett
AMERICA IS NOT THE WORLD - Morrissey
AMERICAN DREAM - The Dirt Band
WILD AND FREE - American Bang
THEME FROM "GREATEST AMERICAN HERO" - Joey Scarbury
AMERICAN TUNE - Paul Simon