05/03/2012 10:03 am ET Updated Jul 03, 2012

"Working on a Tan": A Red Hot Playlist for the Tanning Lady

Having hailed from the Garden State myself, I hate to criticize one of my New Jersey home girls. Yet just as I am disgusted by Jersey Shore, I'm concerned about -- and a little freaked out by -- Patricia Krentcil, the Jersey mom who allegedly brought her five-year-old daughter with her into a tanning both with her to get a little -- or a lot of -- color. I'm sorry, but this sort of obsessive need for a tan really makes me see red. So here, then, is my red hot playlist meant to stop the madness and simultaneously exploit it for a few cheap laughs. As always, please add your own sizzling selections below, as long as they don't pale in comparison to mine.

"Working on a Tan"-- Brad Paisley
"Burnin' for You" -- Blue Oyster Cult
"I See Red" -- Split Enz
"Chicken Fried" -- Zac Brown Band
"Burn" -- Usher
"Daughter" -- Pearl Jam
"Black and Tan Fantasy" -- Duke Ellington
"Red" -- Sammy Hagar
"Burn" -- Deep Purple
"Can't Get a Tan" -- Surf Punks
"Flash Tan Queen"-- R.E.O. Speedwagon
"Red Hot" -- Jurassic 5
"I Burn for You" -- The Police
"All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan" -- Kenny Chesney
"Here Comes the Sun" -- The Beatles