11/13/2006 02:53 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Where Are My Manners?

In a couple of posts this year, I asked America to "Please, folks, vote these heartless, brainless, dickless pricks out of power."

I neglected, after last week's orderly, bloodless slaughter, to say, "Thank you." My humblest apologies for the oversight.

So, thank you.