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03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Facebrags and Twags

Welcome to the second edition of Facebrag, a game inspired by people who brag on Facebook or Twitter about their fab lives, provoking eye rolling and sometimes jealous rage among their peers -- even if their bragging is completely justified. One, screenwriter Jarrad Paul, started a spoof Twitter inspired by all the Twagging cluttering his inbox. I salute him.

Try to match each Facebrag/Twag with the appropriate person.

The Esteemed Nominees:
(Seriously, they're all very accomplished, which is much better than if they weren't. Who wants to read about what people made for dinner or how they can't wait for the weekend?)

Screenwriter, Jarrad Paul
Producer Dana Brunetti
Fashion Blogger Rumi Neely
Reality TV star Kim Kardashian
Reality TV star Brody Jenner
Actor /Director Eli Roth
TV writer/producer Jeff Greenstein

The Twags and Facebrags:
1. "I got to fulfill a lifelong dream of getting insulted by Don Rickles. Sublime. Sharon Stone kvelling to my parents about me? Surreal."
2. " Sitting in my hotel room drinking a beer and flying my simulator for my remote controled helicopter... Haha very exciting I know."
3. "I'm so nervous!!! About to go live on Howard Stern!"
4. "Just received some holiday love from Jack and Lazaro..so sweet. Love the bag!"
5. "Don't know how I feel about constantly getting Google Alerts on my name for illegal download links to my movies... Sign that I've made it?"
6. "Just saw my new pilot, Holly and Ramona, on p. 22 of the 12.4.09 issue of Entertainment Weekly. Guess I should probably finish writing it.
7. Huge fight with gf Malin Ackerman in the middle of Sunset Tan. I'm so embarrassed. Sorry Devin! (owner/good friend).

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The Answers:

1. " I got to fulfill a lifelong dream of getting insulted by Don Rickles. Sublime. Sharon Stone kvelling to my parents about me? Surreal." --Eli Roth
2. " Sitting in my hotel room drinking a beer and flying my simulator for my remote controled helicopter... Haha very exciting I know." -Brody Jenner
3. "I'm so nervous!!! About to go live on Howard Stern!" -Kim Kardashian
4. "Just received some holiday love from Jack and Lazaro..so sweet. Love the bag!" -Rumi Neely
5. "Don't know how I feel about constantly getting Google Alerts on my name for illegal download links to my movies... Sign that I've made it?" - Dana Brunetti
6. "Just saw my new pilot, Holly and Ramona, on p. 22 of the 12.4.09 issue of Entertainment Weekly. Guess I should probably finish writing it." -Jeff Greenstein
7. Huge fight with gf Malin Ackerman in the middle of Sunset Tan. I'm so embarrassed. Sorry Devin! (owner/good friend).--Jarrad Paul