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03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Twags and Facebrags

I'd like to introduce a little game called Facebrag. It's inspired by people who brag on Facebook or Twitter about their fab lives, provoking eye rolling and sometimes jealous rage among their peers -- even if their bragging is completely justified.

Try to match each Facebrag with the appropriate person. Two, Allan Lubenstein and Jarrad Paul, opened spoof Facebook and Twitter accounts in response to all the Twagging and Facebragging clogging their inboxes.

The Esteemed Nominees:

(Seriously, they're all very accomplished, which is much better than if they weren't. Who wants to read about what people made for dinner or how they can't wait for the weekend?)

Producer Dana Brunetti (http://twitter.com/danabrunetti)

Screenwriter Jessica Bendinger (http://twitter.com/jbendinger)

Hip-hop entrepreneur Diddy (http://twitter.com/IAmdiddy)

Screenwriter Jarrad Paul (http://twitter.com/jarradpaul)

Allan Lubenstein (a nom de plum--suffice to say he's a TV comedy writer).

The Twags and Facebrags:

1. "Off to dinner with some agents from the DeathStar."

2. "Insanely humbled by another Emmy win. I always forget how humbling it is!"

3. "'New Moon' with my gf @malin_akerman! (thank god for vip private screenings at uni - NO LINES!)"

4. "It's a sweet day when an Olympian/Dancing With the Stars champ thinks your book is amazing. I'm a total sucker for Shawn Johnson! Guilty!"

5. "At a birthday dinner my friends are having for me. I am truely blessed!!!! Thank God for Great Friends!!!! Thank you!!!"

6. "Getting ready for the TODAY show pre-interview. Which just means, a touch of anxiety mixed with hyper-ventilation."

7. "Doin this vogue shoot. Have a blessed day"

8. "Just overheard myself actually say, "No more photographs, please!" I'm glad for my success, but scared it may have gotten to my head! Ego check!"

9. "Hey does anyone know if there's a first class version of AAA? Maserati's got a flat and I doubt regular AAA can fix it."

10. "Good night. Up early for conf calls for a potential film, stoping by the edit bay of a film almost done & then to the set of another film."

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The Answers:

1. "Off to dinner with some agents from the DeathStar." -- Dana Brunetti

2. "Insanely humbled by another Emmy win. I always forget how humbling it is!" -- Allan Lubenstein

3. "'New Moon' with my gf @malin_akerman! (thank god for vip private screenings at uni - NO LINES!)" -- Jarrad Paul

4. "It's a sweet day when an Olympian/Dancing With the Stars champ thinks your book is amazing. I'm a total sucker for Shawn Johnson! Guilty!" --Jessica Bendinger

5. "At a birthday dinner my friends are having for me. I am truely blessed!!!! Thank God for Great Friends!!!! Thank you!!!" -- Diddy

6. "Getting ready for the TODAY show pre-interview. Which just means, a touch of anxiety mixed with hyper-ventilation." -- Jessica Bendinger

7. "Doin this vogue shoot. Have a blessed day" -- Diddy

8. "Just overheard myself actually say, "No more photographs, please!" I'm glad for my success, but scared it may have gotten to my head! Ego check!" -- Allan Lubenstein

9. "Hey does anyone know if there's a first class version of AAA? Maserati's got a flat and I doubt regular AAA can fix it." -- Jarrad Paul

10. "Good night. Up early for conf calls for a potential film, stoping by the edit bay of a film almost done & then to the set of another film." -- Dana Brunetti