02/04/2013 06:30 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Yes. There Is a Gay NFL Player in the Super Bowl.

Among the gladiators hurling themselves across the field and at each other with a ferocity that will shorten expected lifespans -- there will be a player who, in the privacy of his own home, has sex with other men.

There will be a player who is gay.

Get used to it.