11/16/2008 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Katherine Heigl Wants to Adopt a Korean Baby

According to the National Enquirer, Katherine Heigl wants to adopt a baby from Korea--where her sister Meg was born--because she hopes that getting an Asian baby a la Angelina will do wonders for her career and make her seem less like a spoiled, self-righteous assbag who dissed both the movie that made her a box-office viability and the show writers who got her an Emmy.

Or something like that.