03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

12 Titles For Carrie Prejean's Sex Tapes (Doug's Dozen #19)

Holy autoeroticism! She made 7 of them? She must do it religiously!

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such as:

12 Ways the World Could End in 2012
12 Halloween Costumes for Important People
12 Things That Are Like Cheney Criticizing Obama on Afghanistan
12 New Town Hall Issues
12 Objections to Obama Getting the Nobel Peace Prize
12 New Sponsors for the Glenn Beck Show
The 12 Commandments of C Street