If you're on the Internet this week, you've probably seen the photo of a Chinese man, and the article titled "A Nose Grows on One Man's Forehead."
It's for a very sensible reason. But that's not going to stop me from suggesting...
Doug's Dozen: 12 Captions for "A Nose Grows on His Forehead" Guy
1. You're right, 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' is a better title.
2. And you thought you had a bad nose job.
3. Man, put on a hat when you sneeze.
4. Hey, that's not dandruff, that's cocaine!
5. Another stuck-up jerk with his nose in the air.
6. Originally, they put it in his armpit, but he kept passing out.
7. On the plus side, his nosebleeds end quickly.
8. I complained because I had an ear on my butt, and then I met a man who had a nose on his forehead.
9. Another reason to never make fun of a Gypsy fortuneteller.
10. I'm not just the President of the Extra Nose Club For Men... I'm a customer!
11. At least when he has a brain fart, he knows it immediately.
12. Well, I'd rather watch him for 21 hours than Ted Cruz.
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