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10/03/2012 02:52 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Doug's Dozen: 12 Debate Zingers for Mitt Romney (VIDEO)

News item: Mitt Romney is rehearsing zingers to use in his debate Wednesday with President Obama.

Well, no one has had more laughs from watching Mitt Romney these past few weeks than I have. But it concerns me that with all that wealth of humor, the number of actual, intentional jokes have been vanishingly small.

I cannot bear to see Governor Romney walk into this battle of wits unarmed.

So I'm going to blow the dust off my old political joke book, and provide him with some surefire laugh-lines.

This is war of humor -- laying siege to the hearts, minds, and funnybones of America. For the future of his country, Mitt must cause a laff-riot. He must leave the swing voters in stitches, gasping for air, with split sides... and no health care.

Even his wife will be saying, "Stop it."

With that in mind, Doug's Dozen modestly presents 12 Debate Zingers for Mitt Romney.


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