04/04/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Okay, Forget Health Care, Can We At Least Get Dental?

By all means, everyone phone your Congressmen and Senators and demand a decent public option via reconciliation.

This is life-or-death, people.

But then again, so is eating. And what do we need, in order to eat? Those 32 hard-working employees (fewer if you've downsized) who always have a smile for you. And who keeps them on the job? You see where I'm going with this.

So this week's Doug's Dozen is a searing political satire that rips open society's..., crap, who am I kidding? No politics this week. It's about your dentist.