12/19/2013 03:07 pm ET Updated Feb 16, 2014

Holiday Stress Sex: How to 'Do It' With Your Whole Family Around

Whether you are visiting relatives or they are visiting you, you might be considering giving up on sex for the holidays. Holidays, however, are a time when you may need sex the most!

While having your family surrounding you can be a beautiful gift, they also are the people who can drive you the most crazy, because they were the ones that made you crazy in the first place. During the holidays, you are running around buying gifts, spending too much money and worrying about whether or not your sweetheart will like the DIY Roman Tunic Kit you got him. There is nothing more fantastic than some relaxing sex hormones to calm your holiday stress, connect you with your sweetheart and to remind you that you are an adult and don't have to live with these people all the time.

Don't let your mom's off-key but heartfelt rendition of "Jingle Bell Rock" coming from the kitchen stop you. There are plenty of ways to have the sneaky holiday sex you need. Here are a few of our favorites:

The Shiny Nose: This is when you sneak into the shower and give your sweetheart a good spit shine. This goes in both directions, guys -- you can get on your knees, too. One bonus of The Shiny Nose: It is a very clean option, so you are still eligible for Santa's "nice" list.

Up and Down the Chimney: Just like Santa stealthily going up and down the chimney on Christmas Eve, it is completely possible to go up and down, many times, without making any noise at all. This is a great time to break out that kerchief to tie around your sweetheart's mouth and whisper sweetly into their ear, "shhhhhhh," and get to it!

Santa's Little Helper: This is when you leave the kids with grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, third cousins or the UPS delivery driver and run off to the closest hotel you can find -- doesn't matter if it is a Fairmont or a Best Western, it'll do.

Ho ho ho, happy holidays, and a very naughty Christmas!