10/15/2012 08:07 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

So Apparently, We've Been Using Soda Cans All Wrong

If you use a straw to drink soda out of a can, chances are you're doing it all wrong. We've broke the news about improper ketchup cup usage, Tic Tac dispensing and cupcake eating in the past month, now it's time to shed light on how to sip soda...not like a boss, but instead, like a sir.

For those that are like me and drink their soda out of a straw (yeah, I have sensitive teeth, it's the life I lead), I've faced plenty of awkward social situations where I find myself conducting a makeout session with an unwilling straw.


I might be the last person on Earth to figure this out, but if I can change the life of one more soda drinker, that's not a bad day's work. Did you know that the tab on soda cans will spin around and act as a perfectly situated straw crutch? Yeah, me either: